For those days at work when you’ve reached breaking point and don’t mind being hauled in for disciplinary action (been there, done that, got the 6-month suspended sentence) or possibly fired.

• I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
• I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
• I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
• I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
• Do I look like a people person?
• This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
• It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Many more snaps at Funtasticus.