Egad. I’m all over the place today, like a chicken with a loose anus. :poop: Yes, it’s probably best if you don’t imagine what that’s like. Here are some links to keep you occupied whilst I get my head out of my ass.

• After-dinner game: the ping pong dining table.
• If Michael Bay were to make cereal commercials. It is epic.
• 50 stunning examples of architecture photography.
• If LOST was made in the 80s, this would be theme song.
• 10 famous product failures and the advertisements that did not sell them.
• Landscape art: rice terraces from above.
• Researchers suspect oral sex to blame for rise in tonsil cancer.
• Open-mindedness explained by a delightful sounding gentleman.
• 30 funniest Woody Allen quotes.
• A compilation of awkward boners. Because it happens to the best of us.