Whenever Lucy Furr and I play a fighting game – be it Soul Calibur, Tekken, or Virtua Fighter – she always poons me. There I am trying to pull off some sweet moves with coordinated button presses but my character usually gets seven kinds of shit beaten out of it by Lucy’s “faith-in-chaos” button mashing technique. She lauds that over me every time.

Females are inherently tricksy, and so it would make sense for female characters in video games to be cunning as well using their bodily bits to full advantage. From lightning kicks that expose lady parts to distracting camel toe possibilities, Regretful Morning breaks down 8 female fighting characters with unfair advantages. Here are some of my favourites:

Xianghua

Unfair Advantage: Makes moaning noises while fighting

Morrigan

Unfair Advantage: Wears slutty bat costume, nipples poke out of clothing, punches at the sack region

Mai Shiranui

Unfair Advantage: Acts as if she were prey, strikes while opponent is stunned by epic cleavage

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