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Caption Contest: Win Vida Coffee Vouchers!

Note: This competition has ended.

It’s competition time at Onelargeprawn and we’re hosting another caption contest. It’s winner-takes-all and the funniest caption will win 25 coffee card vouchers to use at the purveyor of most excellent coffee,  vida e caffé.

Our contest image is taken from Daniela Edburg’s Drop Dead Gorgeous series. You can see more of Daniela’s amazing work at http://danielaedburg.net.

Leave your caption in the comments section – one caption per comment, but you can submit as many comments as you like. Remember to provide a valid e-mail address as that is the one we’ll be using to contact the winner. This competition starts today and will end on May 13th, 2009. It is only open to South African residents.

Much love to Peta at Obrigado and vida e caffé for sponsoring the prize. Muito obrigado! ;-)


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  1. Siphon (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Kitty meet Pussy

  2. j4nr1k (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Sushi: If not consumed after 25 hours, it will consume you…

  3. Grrrr..... (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Tentacle rape: A major drawback of being Japanese.

  4. Havok (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    No, I will have YOU for lunch!!

  5. Squirrely (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII – E – IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you!

    I’m a vida e caffé fanboy of note! Knynsa crew’s the best! Double Meia de Leite please! :D

  6. Phillip Gibb (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Martha; the pet spinach, takes revenge for being left alone in the fridge with the mustard.

  7. j4nr1k (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Glad to see I’m not the only Double Meia de Leite zealot!

    Best coffee ever!

  8. Macross (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    And so Kumiko finally got the answer as to what puts the fridge light off when you close it.

    • Siphon (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

      Hahaha thats genius :-D

  9. Johnny (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Alas, what’s this? It seems as if a long lost friend was found between the outskirts of the fridge!

  10. Johnny (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Ice, Ice Baby!

  11. Johnny (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Oh, so that’s why the teachers always said “pull up your socks!”

  12. Johnny (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    In the quest for Chilli, one meets many adversities!

  13. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    You can always rely on Defy

  14. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Beware the fridge! …. vida e caffé

  15. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    May the fridge be with you…… vida e caffé

  16. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    One small step for vida e caffé one large step for mankind…

  17. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Ask not, what you can do to your fridge, ask what your fridge can do to you! vida e caffé

  18. Joyce (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Its not on top its innnsssiiiiidddeeee!!!!!

  19. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    On the quest for fine coffee, one purveyor goes where no others has gone before… vida e caffé

  20. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    vida e caffé… we do whatever it takes to bring you the finest coffee!

  21. MurderDoll (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Yu-Ling discovered that her tamagochi finally grown up and wanted its lunch!

  22. simonB (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    and you thought our food was to die for?

  23. Lili (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Being stuck in Spinach’s teeth…

  24. Fayyaad (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Ocutopasu-san! Shikou wakarimashta desu! Tomedate odaa kakaku KAIMU shochuu?? (Mr Octopus! I thought we had an understanding! Did the restraining order mean NOTHING??)

  25. Mo! (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    241543903 – That’s what you get when you put your head were it don’t belong!

  26. CHase (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Kitty: Thanks Mr spinach i really hated they way she treated me

  27. Schizmwick (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Seen here from left to right: Octo-pussy-cat!

  28. Jaws (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    “I said fridge it, not frigid!!!”

  29. Jaws (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Octopussies-the sequel

  30. Johnny (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Suddenly the slutty teenager remembered how badly she sucked just at ‘Stuck in the mud’, so she passed the baton on to the closest successor (who graciously meowed down).

  31. Jut King (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    See kids, eat your vegetables or they will eat you!

  32. Schizmwick (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    The funny thing about Chinese, no matter how full you are, you’ll be hungry again in half and hour.

  33. Jut King (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Oh my word, how did Popeye’s number two get into my fridge!

  34. Jaws (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    cat thought, “Looks like its fish 4 me again!”

  35. Jut King (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Looking to grow big and strong? We introduce, POPEYE’s number 2! Its pure magic in a can!

  36. Johnny (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    It was a case of curiosity, alas, the wrong (cat synonym) died

  37. Schizmwick (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    FOOOD FIGHT!!

  38. Jut King (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    Oh boy!!!! Mum remebered Giant spinach!

  39. greymacpherson (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    What you don’t eat can kill you

  40. DazzyFaye (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    “You took the left-overs joke too far bitch!”

  41. DazzyFaye (Reply) on May 6th, 2009

    “Asian Food…
    It could kill you…if it wanted to”

  42. NiNJACQUES (Reply) on May 7th, 2009

    I think the milk has expired….

  43. Macross (Reply) on May 8th, 2009

    “Oh you like that?, you like that huh? Dip my ass in soy sauce will you?”

  44. socialfabric (Reply) on May 8th, 2009

    Feed me Seymore, feed me

  45. socialfabric (Reply) on May 8th, 2009

    Everything is big in Japan

  46. socialfabric (Reply) on May 8th, 2009

    Lost in Translation

  47. socialfabric (Reply) on May 8th, 2009

    It was at this point that Saki decided to switch to gas

  48. socialfabric (Reply) on May 8th, 2009

    When Sushi turns bad

  49. Fightycat (Reply) on May 11th, 2009

    Vide – better when the milk is fresh.

  50. Fightycat (Reply) on May 11th, 2009

    Vide – we only use fresh milk.


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