Me So Horny: Spanish Matador Gets Gored By Angry Bull

By prawn1 May 29th, 2009

Israel Lancho is not having a good day. The Spanish matador missed his footing and got speared by an obviously unhappy bull during the the San Isidro festival in Mardrid. The festival (which marks the start of the bullfighting season) honous city’s patron saint Isidro, who is also the patron saint of farmers, but not bullfighters it seems.

Lancho suffered a 25-cm deep cut stomach wound at the hands of the bull and is in serious condition. I think it’s pretty apparent what our lesson-of-the-day is.

Read the full story at The Mirror.

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5 Comments

dazzyfaye (Reply) on May 29th, 2009

Hmmmm….I see 4 objects penetrating the bull and 1 penetrating the guy…
…….things seem almost even :X-P:
- prawn1 (Reply) on May 29th, 2009
  
  True that Dazzy. The dude’s in critical condition but I suspect the bull got put down.
  
  This is one cruel sport that really should be banned.
Dawn Davies (Reply) on May 30th, 2009

good ,serves him right, the evil sadist. not so nice when on the receiving end is it ,moron. hope he suffers a lot.
Azraelz (Reply) on June 1st, 2009

And 1 for the bulls!
usually i am not a bulls supporter, but this time i will make an exception.
- Lucy Furr (Reply) on June 4th, 2009
  
  Ha! That’s funny :laugh: