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RoboGeisha!

Oh my. I don’t know where to begin, so I’m going to toss out some things at you:

Armpit katana | ass sword | face chainsaw | acidic lactation | bust machine gun | geisha tank transform | geisha missile | shrimp dagger

If you think any of these make good ingredients for a movie, then you’re going to love Noboru Iguchi’s scifi/horror/comedy flick RoboGeisha about a bunch of beautiful fembots that can kill you dead with an assortment of “interesting” weapons. The trailer is totally outrageous, hilarious, grotesque, and bizarre – see it below [probably NSFW].

What did you think – is it made of awesome or predictably Japanese? Drop us a comment.

[via Asylum]


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  1. Tim (Reply) on July 6th, 2009

    Jesus H. Christ. I almost had an aneurysm watching the trailer! Definitely gotta see it in full, even if it’s just to see if I can make myself sit through it. Hope it’s dubbed though. Looks a little fast for subtitles.

    • prawn1 (Reply) on July 6th, 2009

      Big T! The climate in OZ has softened you up, usually you’d laugh in the face of acidic lactation. What happened to the big-balled, long-schlonged man I used to know?

  2. Azraelz (Reply) on July 6th, 2009

    hahaha!
    i love it! Always have time for those random chinese movies…
    Like Machine Girl.

  3. MurderDoll (Reply) on July 6th, 2009

    Ha ha!
    Thats SO cool!!
    Wonder if there will be a dub or subtitles only???

    • prawn1 (Reply) on July 6th, 2009

      I’m sure they will be subtitles. If the region 2 release is a dub, you can probably get a region 3 disc which english subtitles.

      “A Larva to Love” is another Iguchi film with an interesting plot:

      Fumio, a young manga artist has trouble with women due to an incident from his childhood. One day a clumsy female editor upsets him and he ends up scarring her face. The scar turns into a strange parasitic life form which requires her to siphon Fumio’s blood to survive. Fumio feels guilty for his actions and allows her to do this, even though she becomes increasingly hateful toward him. Eventually though, they develop a strange symbiotic relationship.


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