What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities. Clearly I didn’t write that joke, it’s actually funny. It however shows the extent of my knowledge on all things “emo”.

Now, artist JSalvador wondered what super heroes would be like if they were emo and sketched our their tortured thoughts. Check out his “Super Emo Friends” series after the jump.

Two images are missing from the set – Jokie and Battie – presumably they’re off writing a crappy poem.

Aww, aren’t they adorably pathetic? I would say head off to Etsy and buy the prints, but they’re practically sold out. Now I really do want to cut myself.

[via YouBentMyWookie]