The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

By prawn1 December 8th, 2009

“It will kill you. Even if it takes the rest of your life.” Director Richard Gale’s comedy/horror short film has a title that is even longer than the tag line it describes.

“The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon” tells the story of everyday man Jack Cucchiaio is who is being stalked by the most relentless murderer of all time. The heinous creature intends on bashing Jack to death…with a spoon!

See the epic 10-minute trailer below or watch it in HD on YouTube – it’s a scream

Gale’s trailer has been viewed over 1.5 million times and the extended cut of the movie will soon be available on DVD. More info on that at www.richard-gale.com.

[via PS3ZA member Uberutang]

BONUS: Did you know that the longest movie title is “Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D”? [Source]

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3 Comments

easy (Reply) on December 8th, 2009
a C.R.A.P movie lol.
and here I was thinking getting spooned to death sounded like a pleasant way go.
Nick - Lazygamer.co.za (Reply) on December 9th, 2009
That must actually be really kak lol.
Azraelz (Reply) on December 9th, 2009
LOL!!!!!
I love it! 12 years in the making, 9 hours running time… lol… now THAT is epic!
I think being bludgened by a spoon will have more of a mental effect than a physical one. kind of like chinese water torture.
But that made my day!
Loved the scene with the rotory saw!