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The “Future X-Cops” Trailer is Absurdly Awesome

Fans of godawful Asian cinema may like this. Andy Lau is Hong Kong’s most commercially successful film actor, having appeared in over a 100 films. I watched just four of them – Infernal Affairs I, II, and III (these were remade by Martin Scorsese as The Departed), and The House of Flying Daggers.

And in Future X-Cops, Lau plays a cop from 2085 who travels back in time to thwart a corporation’s plan to eliminate a scientist who has created a new technology to break up the monopoly on energy resources. Seems like a humdrum plot doesn’t it? What could possibly improve it – perhaps an enemy who arm is made entirely of robotic snakes? Or maybe a baddie that has bullet-proof bat wings? Oh yes, and what about some super-cop cyborg armour? Dude, totally.

I don’t understand a word of Chinese, but I do speak the language of awesome, and the Future X-Cops trailer has left me speechless. It’s absurd, I love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-KlEHa_Dkw

The $20 million movie is directed by Jing Wong and will apparently release on February 25th. I doubt this will make it to South African cinemas though.

[via I Watch Stuff]


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  1. easy (Reply) on January 14th, 2010

    you don’t need to understand chinese to watch these sorts of movies…

    i watched many a chinese movie without subs, and still understood exactly* what was going on. kung fu hustle being a prime example.
    this only applies to chinese movies though, any other language doesn’t work.

    * possible hyperbole ;-)

    • prawn1 (Reply) on January 14th, 2010

      I hear you. One time (not in band camp), I watched a Thai movie called Iron Pussy. The subtitles were superfluous.

      • easy (Reply) on January 14th, 2010

        whahhaha

        iron pussy definitely sounds like a movie that doesn’t need story line to follow

      • Azraelz (Reply) on January 14th, 2010

        now you just made me want to google that, then get apprehensive because i am at work, and getting bust would suck….
        imagine the random things popping up….
        definately NSFW!

        • Azraelz (Reply) on January 14th, 2010

          i couldn’t resist… got this URL. Is this the movie???

          • Azraelz on January 14th, 2010

            HAHAHAHA!!!!!
            I was thinking she looked a bit…. “Masculine”…
            and then the ending…

          • prawn1 on January 14th, 2010

            That is indeed the movie I speak of.

  2. Macross (Reply) on January 15th, 2010

    Hey that bullet scene looked like the one used in “Wanted”.


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