After many hours of gaming, Niel Bekker over at News 24 Games has learned a lot about the minefield that relationships can be. For example, the virtual world is not as full of slappers as 32-year-old Nico Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV would have thought. Oh no, he had to wine and dine, learn his lady’s preferences, and endure awkward moments before he got down to the good stuff. We hope he had protection on him, specifically the rad rubbers by designer Ben Marsh.

Although not a real product, his Game Boy themed pack of condoms caters for all tastes and sizes:

• Ribbed – The Long End of Zelda
• Heat – Dong
• Tingle – Bone Zone 2
• Thin – Super Mario Land of Love
• X Safe – Sextris
• Large – Donkey Shlong

Have a look at his set of playable prophylactics after the hump.

See more of Marsh’ work at I like Doodles.

[via The Given Collective]