Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev is probably rolling in his grave. There is a periodic table for all manner of things these days – beer, meat, dessert, typefaces, video game characters. You can now add swearing to the ever-growing list.

The people over at Modern Toss in jolly Blighty have created a Periodic Table of Swearing filled with colourful phrases which you may not have heard of. It’s not anywhere near as obnoxious as Roger’s Profanisaurus but if you’re in need of some education, check it out after the jump. It’s NSFW.

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There’s no stock of it at present but Modern Toss were flogging the print at GBP 90.00. The fucking cheek.

Incidentally, College Humor across the ocean created a similar table of vulgarity back in ’08.

[via Geekologie]