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I haven’t even thought about cross stitch since I was forced to do it in home economics class in grade 5. It was torture – stitching horrible little patterns and flowers on to something that was supposed to make a bag for me to keep (you guessed it) cross stitch needles and stuff in – Super yay!

However I came across something on Neatorama that has changed my mind. There’s this cool chick called Shanna from Minneapolis, USA, and she does the kind of cross stitch I can appreciate.

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A classic 2007 public service announcement by Chris Rock on how not to get your ass kicked by the po-po.

“Here’s a no-brainer. If you’re listening to loud rap music, TURN THAT SHIT OFF!”

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The winners of the World Press Photo of the Year 2009 have been announced, and believe me, there are some amazing photos this year. It will be worth your while to check them out at the World Press Photo site – I couldn’t post them here because they’re copyrighted.

The exhibition of winners will tour the world for the rest of the year, so look out for it in your city.

Even though Sir Mix-A-Lot has quit making the hits, he has never stopped liking big butts. His new Photo Shop can make memories fonder by adding the much needed butt to any photo. Kapow!

Cute Smilecups by Studio Psyho.

London based graphic designer and illustrator Nikki Farquharson puts a modern twist on old-school proverbs.

More after the jump.

The Onelargeprawn blog staff will be away this weekend. The copy-paste elves haven’t had a holiday since the inception of this blog and I thought it would be nice to let them out the basement for once. They will be travelling in the boot of the car, which quite frankly is luxurious compared to the sty the vicious ankle-biters live in now. Any complainers will be summarily used as fishing bait.

Normal transmission will commence on Monday. In the meantime, some links.

7 historical figures who were absurdly hard to kill – Why won’t you just die???

Bonjour Mon Coussin – Purdy cushions.

Twin Shot – Cupid’s arrows can kill.

Fuck My Life – Title says it all.

Evolution of Stereos, Speakers and Home Audio – There’s no geek like an audio geek.

Awesome Octopi – From the impersonators to the vampires.

Kid vs Sheep – The face-off.

Internet Meme Timeline – Keeping up with the memes.

A new taste sensation in India – Smells like cow piss to me.

KENKEN Puzzles – Test your puzzle and math skills.

Found on Plime.

Tango is a short film by Zbigniew Rybczynski. There is a static shot of a single room and over the 8-minute span of the film, 36 different characters enter the room at different times and perform a specific action. Each character never acknowledges the presence of the other characters.

Tango won an Oscar for Best Animated Short Film in 1983. Rybczynski talks about the project on his website:

Thirty-six characters from different stages of life – representations of different times – interact in one room, moving in loops, observed by a static camera. I had to draw and paint about 16.000 cell-mattes, and make several hundred thousand exposures on an optical printer. It took a full seven months, sixteen hours per day, to make the piece. The miracle is that the negative got through the process with only minor damage, and I made less than one hundred mathematical mistakes out of several hundred thousand possibilities. In the final result, there are plenty of flaws ® black lines are visible around humans, jitters caused by the instability of film material resulting from film perforation and elasticity of celluloid, changes of colour caused by the fluctuation in colour temperature of the projector bulb and, inevitably, dirt, grain and scratches.

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An ancient power of The Urf, the colonic fist channels power from deep in the bowels to give explosive results.