Cautionary Tales Video Clips

“Inappropriate Workplace” Takes Offensive Behaviour to New Extremes

The workplace can be a treacherous minefield. You need to watch your step lest you step into the wrong meeting or walk in on co-workers fucking their brains outs. I cannot speak from experience – the companies I’ve worked for are so boring they make graveyards look interesting.

In the “Inappropriate Workplace” video series from some absurd office scenarios are taken to the extreme. We follow hapless worker Duane as he is thrust into very uncomfortable spots. In the very first episode Dwayne’s female manager asks him for assistance with a “plug and play” problem. I would not wish this on my worst enemy.

Find five more episodes after the jump.

Arty Awesomeness Featured Inspirational Designs

Shohei Otomo’s Badass Manga Illustrations

Artist Shohei Otomo combines traditional Japanese art with modern style to create some amazing manga illustrations. From geishas in bondage gear to ninjas playing baseball and a fair dose of sex and violence tossed in, Otomo’s work is pretty odd to say the least. As regular commenter Macross would say, “The bomb really did affect them more than they care to admit.

Here’s a small gallery. Click the images to embiggen.

See more of Otomo’s badass illustrations at [some content NSFW]. Pity it’s all in Japanese, I’d surely like to what he was smoking when he made them.

[via Popwhore]

Mindlessness Risqué Video Clips

Air Sex Championships: Fake it for the Win!

It’s Friday and what better than to start it off with sex. And not just any run-of-the-mill sex, oh no, we’re talking AIR SEX! That’s right, come (oyi bad choice of word there) the month of June, several American cities will be hosting the this year’s Air Sex Championship where horny hopefuls take to the stage and simulate sweet and/or filthy sex with an invisible partner. Unsurprisingly air sex was first invented by those perennial weirdos, the Japanese.

Entrants can choose their own music and can get naked depending on the laws of the state they’re in. Food is usually served at these competitions, so orgasms have to be simulated.

Check out a clip of the Air Sex Championships at Fantastic Fest 2008. It’s like playing air guitar but with a happier ending ;-)

More info, pics, and videos at Air Sex.

[via Zoomdoggle]


Asher Roth: Loving the College Life

Asher Roth is a 23-year old white rapper from rural Pennsylvania whose debut album “Asleep in the Bread Aisle” charted to the #1 spot on iTunes top 10 albums within 24 hours since its release. Sold out in-stores across the US, major retailers underestimated the grass roots support that Roth has received from blogs, magazines, and the hip-hop community for his raps on suburbia and varsity life.

Asleep in the Bread Aisle has received mixed reviews – praised for its old-school influenced sound, but also criticized for its limited subject matter.

Smoking weed, having sex, and swearing is hardly riveting material, and when Asher can’t turn these topics into something clever, it becomes tiresome

His party-rap single “I Love College” about weed, beer, drunk women, and frat parties unsurprisingly scored 36,128,311 plays on MySpace and logged another 6 million views on YouTube. Check it out.

What did you think – was it refreshing, irritating, bland? Drop us a comment.

Featured Movies

The Most Controversial Films of All Time

Oh the good ol’ under-age days. I remember coaxing one of my older brother’s friends into buying me a ticket for the soft-porn flick Basic Instinct, as I skulked around the corner of the movie house. It was a strictly no-under-18 movie, and perspiration ran down my face as the attendant took the stub from my clammy hands and waved me. Oh yes, I was so excited that I walked straight into a wall of the darkened movie hall, but no matter I was going to see Sharon Stone’s glorious snatch on the big screen! At the time, writer Joe Eszterhas and director Paul Verhoeven pushed the envelope with this controversial film of graphic violence, voyeurism, lesbianism, and gratuitous sex.

Basic Instinct is one of those movies covered in Tim Dirk’s article on the most controversial films of all time. Considering some of the other films in this category, Basic Instinct seems like a Saturday morning episode of Sesame Street. See the 10-part article at [NFSW].

Cartoons & Comics Mindlessness

Illicit Activities: Dinosaur-Robot Love

Tuesday, it’s like the other Monday and my mind starts to wonder…about robot getting boinked by dinosaurs. And it appears I’m not the only one who thinks about such things.

What has been seen cannot be unseen. More at Dinosaurs Fucking Robots – via Blog of Hilarity.

Entertainment Mindlessness

Big Love: Japanese Set Orgy World Record

From Crying Sumo competitions to penis worshiping festivals, the Japanese are known for their odd, attention-seeking activities. And word has it that the they have set a new world record for the biggest orgy ever. 250 men and 250 women gathered in a warehouse and commenced the organised, close-quarters sex. I’d hate to be the clean-up…

A “professional camera crew” recorded the entire event and the DVD, the cleverly-titled 500 People Sex!, is on sale for USD 40.00.

Full article at Weird Asia News.

Cautionary Tales Lists

The Greatest Valentine’s Day Diseases

“You really shouldn’t have. No really, you shouldn’t have.”

Here is five gifts you really shouldn’t give or receive this Valentine’s Day (or any day really). There are no pictures to complement this post – there’s no way I’m searching Google Images for genital warts

1. Gonorrhoea

Also known as the clap, from the French word “clapier” meaning “brothel.” The bacterium Neisseria Gonorrhea infects the male urethra and the female cervix, but can also exist in moist places like the back of the throat, the rectum, and the eyes. The symptoms include burning on urination, frequent urination, yellowish vaginal discharge, redness of the genitals, swelling of the genitals, and a burning or itching of the vaginal area.

2. Syphilis

The Treponema Pallidum is a microscopic worm-like, spiral-shaped organism that burrows into the moist mucous membranes of the mouth or genitals. There are three stages of Syphilis which causes anything from ulcers to hair loss, fever, skin rashes, lesions, and possibly damage of the internal organs and the brain. Incidentally Syphilis is also called the French Disease.

4. Chlamydia

Similar to Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia is found in the cervix and urethra and can also live in the throat or rectum. It is highly destructive to the fallopian tubes and can cause infertility and tubal pregnancies. In men it can cause inflammation of the urethra and rectum. Chlamydia often goes undetected.

5. Pubic Lice

Also known as crabs, these parasitic insects are found in the genital area on pubic hair, and can be spread through sexual intercourse or contact with an infested person’s clothes or linen. It may occasionally be found on legs hairs, armpits, mustaches, beards, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Lice found on the head are not pubic lice; they are head lice.

6. Herpes

Herpes simplex virus 1 and 2 (HSV-1 and HSV-2) are members of the herpes virus family, Herpesviridae, which cause infections in humans. HSV-1 auses cold sores and fever blisters in the mouth and around it and HSV-2 causes sores in the genital area. The lesions will heal but the infection is persistent and symptoms may recur periodically.


HIV stands for Human Immunodeficiency Virus and has now spread to every country in the world. It is one of a group of viruses known as retroviruses. After getting into the body, the virus kills or damages cells of the body’s immune system and progressively destroys the body’s ability to fight infections and certain cancers. Infection with HIV occurs by the transfer of blood, semen, vaginal fluid, pre-ejaculate, or breast milk.

– via Holy Taco , eMedicineHealth, Wikipedia.

Cautionary Tales Entertainment Video Clips

The Overthinker

This is what happens when you’re on a date and you think too much. EXACTLY what happens. Every time.

Arty Entertainment Risqué

LEGO For Adults

Any adult fan of Lego will tell you, the following LEGO ads are goddamn FAKE. In fact, some have found it a big insult to the adult LEGO fan community, who apparently spends their days in damp basements building tasteful large scale models, and not making horny hos.

Click the images to see them bigger.

An avid rabid adult Lego fan also mentioned that one can’t even build these models – the geometry is all wrong and the curves are represented badly. In any case it turns out these are actually part of a series entitled Pixxxel by Jean Yves Lemoigne for Amusment Magazine.

– via Adgoodness.