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What is on Your FuckItList?

“WTF is a FuckItList?”, I hear you ask? Comedian Michael Ian Black tweeted that he was creating a list of the things he doesn’t need to do before he dies, so it’s the antithesis of a bucket list, and Black decided to call it the FuckItList. He also asked his 80 000+ followers to create their own FuckItLists, which caused a rapturous response, apparently resulting in the term “#FuckItList” to rise to the top on Twitter Trends.

I’ve made a start on my FuckItList:

  • Buttseks – Pushing in stools is not my thing.
  • Winning the lotto – I have reconciled this will never happen.
  • Having Megan Fox for dinner – She probably doesn’t taste that good anyway.
  • Writing a book – I have to actually read a book first.

What’s yours like?

140pedia: Twitter Meets Wikipedia

From the people behind I Can Has Cheezburger comes 140pediaa site that enables users to create and share their explanations of things. Each entry needs to fit within the Twitter 140 character limit.

It’s early days yet but here are some of the better entries:

Milkshake (literary device)

A thing that brings all the males to the grassy field. Also may be, a thing that is drunk by an oil prospecting neighbor.

Douchebag (Noun)

An ape-like male creature w/ a fetish for tiny shirts that show man-nipples. Often overexposed w/ tanning lotion n hair spray.

Brokeback Mountain (Film)

2 non-gay dudes go 2 gayest named mt. ever n learn dey r teh gay. Hot priv. gay love ensues. Str8 guys cry on viewing

Submit your explanations at 140pedia – via Laughing Squid.