Another classic question from Yahoo! Answers, where a troubled lady person, e!mily, has steam emanating from her vajajay when she sits down on the toilet. Rather than consulting a doctor or a neighbourhood steampunk designer, she asks the Internet for explanations.
ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?
Here are some of the replies:
- Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs.
- You won’t die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
- It’s a raptor on a locomotive, attempting to rob you of your precious eggs. You must stop him at all costs if you ever want children.
- The little pussy that could!
- Do you have red hair? I heard once ” fire on the top… fire down below!”
- That’s hot.
- OH NO! Steam coming out of your vagina can only mean one thing…..that the Dark Lord Sauron is forging another ring of power from within you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?
See the list at Yahoo! Answers – via Buzzfeed.