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Vagina Bubbles From Hell!

This is ludicrous. No, this is Japan and as frequent commenter and writer Macross likes to tell us, the bomb affected them more than they’d care to mention.

In the movie entitled Female Ninjas: The Magic Chronicles, the assassins are equally skilled in all manner of sexual arts as they are in ninjin’. And in this clip from the movie a female ninja dispatches a foe by using deadly bubbles from her nether regions.

See more bad ninja magic at io9. And speaking of bubbles, you might like what we did to some local bikini models.

[via Boing Boing]

Mindlessness Risqué

Q&A: Why Does Steam Come Out of my Vagina?

Another classic question from Yahoo! Answers, where a troubled lady person, e!mily, has steam emanating from her vajajay when she sits down on the toilet. Rather than consulting a doctor or a neighbourhood steampunk designer, she asks the Internet for explanations.

ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?

Here are some of the replies:

  • Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs.
    Bon Apetite!
  • You won’t die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
  • It’s a raptor on a locomotive, attempting to rob you of your precious eggs. You must stop him at all costs if you ever want children.
  • The little pussy that could!
  • Do you have red hair? I heard once ” fire on the top… fire down below!”
  • That’s hot.
  • OH NO! Steam coming out of your vagina can only mean one thing…..that the Dark Lord Sauron is forging another ring of power from within you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?

See the list at Yahoo! Answers – via Buzzfeed.