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Ross Kemp on Gangs – Welsh Style!

Ross Kemp on Gangs is an award-winning documentary series that takes English actor and investigative journalist Ross Kemp to different parts of the world to interview gang members.

Now, in this spoof by The Milk, Kemp visits with a dangerous gang in Wales. As Ross gets told, the gang leader always wears the backpack so he can take all the boys sandwiches for the day. It’s one of the funniest dubs I’ve seen in ages – check it out below [slightly NSFW – coarse language].

[via A Welsh View]

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Dr Manhattan’s Pants

If you’ve seen or read the Watchmen, you’ll notice that Dr Manhattan doesn’t quite see the need for clothes and is more than content to let his glowing blue willy hang free.

And in this live-action skit from College Humor, the other Watchmen members come face to face with their greatest opponent: nudity. Check it out below.

[via The Awesomer]

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The Ghost Whisperer

If anyone has ever met YTAH (‘why, ta!’) from, they would know he doesn’t suffer fools lightly. This hard-nosed gentleman uses bears to wipe his ass and can be a trusted ally if ever you get into an argument about which Shakespeare play sucked the most.

As I see it, the only chink in his impressive armour is the sight and smell of diarrhoea ; it is his kryptonite. I have a vial of it stashed away in case one of our encounters goes south. But I digress…

YTAH mailed me this afternoon concerning a TV show that featured a man who could supposedly commune with the dead. The usually inept postal service had mistakenly sent him a transcript of the last (unaired) show and he wanted to share it with me.

It’s a very funny read and I thought I would share the link with you. Check out “The Ghost Whisperer” at Africans.

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This Ain’t Star Trek: A Hustler Porn Parody

Somewhere out there, a person’s (wet) dream has just been realized. Hustler is due to release a Star Trek porno a few days after the new film drops.

Hustler will boldly go where many had gone before, and their much-anticipated magnum opus entitled This Ain’t Star Trek XXX and will be available for download on May 12th. Check out the trailer [SFW].

Incidentally, of the more than 100 offenders the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit arrested between 2001 and 2005, all but one had been a hard-core Trekkie. It doesn’t mean that watching Star Trek makes you a paedophile; it does mean that if you’re a pedophile, odds are you’ve watched a lot of Star Trek :silly:

[via The Daily What]


50 Last Supper Parodies

Much like that time when Britney Spears went commando, Leonardo da Vinci’s 15th century mural of Jesus announcing that a dirty scoundrel amongst the 12 disciples will betray him, is fairly ingrained in our minds and culture.

Now join Popped Culture as they takes you through 50 parodies and tributes to The Last Supper.

[via The Awesomer]

Featured Music Video Clips

Eminem’s Comeback Single: We Made You

“We Made You” is a hilariously offensive new single from that man Eminem. Having been away from the spotlight for some time (I’m too lazy to google it), his comeback plans seems to include attacking celebrities like bootylicious Kim Kardashian, a portly Jessica Simpson, on-and-off lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and even former US vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. There’s a fair amount of filthy innuendo thrown in as well.

Produced by Dr Dre, “We Made You” is the debut track off Eminem’s upcoming album Relapse. Enjoy.

Find the lyrics after the jump.

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Tufty the Squirrel is Very Naughty

Tufty the Squirrel has been a road safety icon in the UK since the 1960s. On his day off, Tufty and Bobby Brown Rabbit are playing football, when Bobby accidentally boots the ball out of the garden and under a fast moving truck. Stuck for things to do Tufty heads off to find a prostitute. See what happens next.

[via Buzzfeed]

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South African Politics: It’s a Horse Race

This little audio clip got sent to us via email. It’s about South African politics as a horse race, more specifically, the R500 million Presidential Horse Race due to be run soon. Some of the top contenders are Wet Blanket ridden by Kgalema Motlanthe, Corruption ridden by in-form jockey Jacob “Shower Power” Zuma, and a surprise entrant, Genocide ridden by Robert Mugabe.

Who’s going to win? Find out below or download the MP3 file (2.8 MB) from here.

[Thanks Boo]

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White People Problems

From bad tasting lattes at Starbucks, to ingrown hairs, to long lines at the Apple store it’s hard out here for a Caucasian. Just because they are white, doesn’t mean their burden is light.

Zach Selwyn and Eli Braden let it all hang out in the hilarious music video, White People Problems. Check it out below.

[via Buzzfeed]

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How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

A classic 2007 public service announcement by Chris Rock on how not to get your ass kicked by the po-po.

“Here’s a no-brainer. If you’re listening to loud rap music, TURN THAT SHIT OFF!”